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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:38 am

Uh, that wasn't the reason why I guessed that, because I'm not the one who checks the mail, and I'm not sure how Singapore's postal services work. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:08 am

Heh, I don't live in singapore, I live in the U.S. lol!

1. There was a blackdog on a black road and a car with broken headlights managed to swerve out of the way and miss the dog.

How did the person in the car see the dog?


Number one is still left =D
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:16 am

My point is, since I don't even know how stuff works here, I sure as heck don't know how stuff works there. =p

Also.

1. It's day-time.

(Post #1000 on these forums, mwa-ha-ha-ha)
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:47 pm

Yep
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:28 am

How can you drop an egg and prevent it from breaking after falling 4 floors?

This is without the use of any equipment and weird uninvented technology and extremely complex forumlae.........
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:48 am

umm someone was one the ground ready to cauht it
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:24 am

The force from falling would've broken it if it came into contact with your hand.....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:32 am

Technically it could be 4 floors of a Lego building and a really short distance.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:33 am

Your average (Non-Lego, Non-Model Sized) building.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:44 am

have a bucket of water (deep enough) to cushion the fall of the egg >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:03 am

put cushions ? >_> . i dont get it ....... who has the answers!!!! eeeeekk.. light , say out the answer >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:04 am

Drop it from 5 stories. For the first 4 stories, the egg won't break Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:09 am

lol , thats a good 1


1. Wat do u get when an elephant and a swimming fish cross the road ?
2. Wat happened to the green bean when it jumped off from the plane
2. (Same as the 2nd question but twisted abit) Wat happened to the red bean when it jumped off from the 57th floor of an apartment?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:54 pm

why doesn't any1 answer mine >_> Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:00 am

1. Swimming Trunks
2. It died.
3. It also died.

Answer to last post is either it doesn't make much sense or everyone just dropped offline.....
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:39 am

I don't bother answer weird riddles..

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:41 am

ZeroX2)Fire wrote:
I don't bother answer weird riddles..

It was more of a retarded joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:29 am

>_> burner , the swimming trunks was correct but the other 2 was WRONG!!!!


U failed >_> Twisted Evil

ZeroX2)Fire , u didnt answer it cause ur retarded >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:38 pm

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Maplestory

O.O..

That Website is basically a joke site which make fun of stuff

Like this

History of Azeroth
Once upon a time, there was a planet called Dran’Outland and another planet called Azeroth. Some humans and some high elves lived on Azeroth, as did some gnomes and some dwarves. On the horde continent of Azeroth (as opposed to the Alliance continent which was also called Azeroth), there were some tauren, some “smart” and "stupid" undead, and some trolls. The jungle trolls were playable, but the other trolls were emo.

At one point, the high elves had a crisis. The night elves were like “We’re hot!” and the blood elves were like “Bitch, please, we are so much hotter!” Then there were no high elves, only night and blood elves. The blood elves were addicted to magic and had some weird sort of fetish for mana worms. The night elves sometimes liked to play Happy Tree Friends with the tauren (it doesen't exist actually, they made up some lame game), except when they were doing PvP.

So, meanwhile, orcs were like “Oh, look- a biig portal!” and they got from Dran’Outland to Azeroth. They accidentally landed on the former troll capital, so they had to work together to build a new one called Ogrimmar. Then the orcs decided that they didn’t like humans, and the trolls decided they like to eat people, and so then Warcraft 3 happened.

Some time around then, there were some nasty troggs of the level 30 elite ish variety who hit up Gnomeregan. The poor gnomes accidentally learned the hard way that pesticides for invaders can also be carcinogenic for one’s own race. So, the gnomes who did not turn green fled to live in Tinkertown in Ironforge.

All sorts of lovely things occurred and became World of Warcraft. Then the gods declared, “We are successful and therefore need an expansion pack!” So, the wrath of the gods unleashed legions of demons known as the Burning Crusade upon the world of Azeroth and made lots of glowing things temporarily suspend PvP so characters could make demons dead. The Happy Tree Friends were not so enthu sometimes.

All the dranei were happy that the orcs had left, but unfortunately, some great evil came and gave all of them Russian accents and most of them evil personalities. The nonevil dranei left Dran’Outland and crashed with their spaceship to Azeroth where they were sexy but the men were barrel-chested, after which fetishes for cloven hooves became tollerable in public.

The end.

But not really, as there is still plenty of pot left in the world for Blizz to smoke and come up with more expansions and nerfs for wariros.

P.S. The blood elves were hiding until the Burning Crusade came out, at which time we could play them, though we were still pissed that you couldn't be a goblin!

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