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PostSubject: Joke and riddle topic   Tue Jan 29, 2008 7:11 am

well as the title tells u its a JOKE & RIDDLE THREAD meaning post jokes/funny pictures(not disturbing ones tho)/hard quizes and other of the sort here

well ill start off

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
post answear here
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:17 pm

chuck norris

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:21 am

and NO CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FRIKKEN FUNNT HE IS FUKEN LAME LAMEM LAME JDASPDJAPJSAD HE MAKES ME WANT TO SPAM THAT
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I HOPE U BURN IN WATER NORRIS
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:33 am

Chuck Norris Junior!

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:35 am

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:55 am

to easy bee ^^ its a river heard that one when i was like 3 yrs old ^^ heres a harder one



A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?




ill reveal the A in 24 hours if no one can get it right ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:24 am

he told him that the statment was false
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:13 pm

YOU'LL SENTENCE ME TO SIX YEARS IN PRISON

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:08 am

gratz kael got it right rofl yea he saiud ull sentance me to 6 yrs and then he was telling the truth he would get four but if the judge said yes he would be contradicting himself so to save embarrisment he let him go free of all charges lol



and i say kael cheated lol i reckon he used google XD
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:23 am

I'll start a new riddle,

BEE. DON'T ANSWER THIS.


Riddle : How do you make the Number Seven become even?

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:51 pm

No clue zero =o but heres a joke =D

A young scientist is doing a study on spiders.

He places the spider in the middle of the table goes to a corner and says "Come spider, come!"

The spider comes and the scientist pulls of one its legs.

The Scientist keeps on doing this until the spider has no more legs.

The scientist then says "Come spider, come" The spider didn't come.

The scientist repeats "Come spider, COME!" and the spider still didn't come.

he scientist repeats one last time, "COME SPIDER, COME!!" And the spider didn't come.

The scientist angrily takes out his notebook and writes:

"When spider loses last leg, spider goes deaf."
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:35 pm

Wow, you don't know how to make the number seven become even?

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:05 pm



cancel the s? O.o
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:21 pm

OMG, NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE NUMBER SEVEN BECOME EVEN!!?!?!/


DITHT, THAT IS THE ANSWER BUT YOU SUCK AT MATH.

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:23 pm

i know i do but u dont have to degrade me even more =/ EVIL Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:25 pm

Okay, another riddle.. This one is easy..

DON'T ANSWER THIS HAMAMA, BEE.


Where do you keep a PURPLE DINOSAUR?

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:26 pm

in ribena drink LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:49 am

near the house?


or in an old garage!!! a VERY old garage...
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:42 am

No, the answer was BARN-ey o_O

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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:51 am

meh =/ that was kinda degrading ._.
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:45 pm

heres 2 riddles =p

1. There was a blackdog on a black road and a car with broken headlights managed to swerve out of the way and miss the dog.

How did the person in the car see the dog?
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2. On a Sunday morning, the wife of a wealthy family woke up to find her husband dead, so she called the police. When the police came, thay gathered this info:

The butler was arranging the cabinets
The wife was sleeping,
The maid was getting the mail,
Their limo driver was driving around town,
The cook was making breakfast,
And the cleaner was cleaning.

Immediately the police knew who the murderer was.

Who was it?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:05 pm

to number 2 its teh butler...i donno kniw why i just do
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:24 am

i dont know about number 1 but for number 2 i think its the wife...or the limo driver
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:36 am

It's the wife. Who the heck wakes up to see a dead body, and goes back to sleep right after calling the police? It could be the maid, though. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Joke and riddle topic   Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:27 am

Ok, bee. you're wrong it's not the butler, HamAma your second guess is right. The mail doesn't come on sunday
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